Since starting blogging last year, I now find it nearly impossible to not keep up a running commentary on what's happening in my life, assumedly because my subconscious mind just wants to write another blog entry. Examples:
"I am now finding it impossible to remember the three running threads of narration that were occuring in my head only five minutes ago. I find this extremely annoying."
"I like cheese."
Imagine if you were connected by the hip to a sports announcer. Now imagine that the sportscaster's teleprompter was the twitter account of a 23-year old unemployed layabout who finds it ironic and interesting to note that he is not, in general, ironic and interesting. That is my life. Whoop!